This set of Tour Tips was written by the guys in Knockout Kid. If you want to get some tips on how to tour, check out theirs after the break.
1. Don’t join a band.
2. Stay on the lookout for IHOPs.
3. Never trust a hippie named “White Owl.”
4. Don’t drive a 97’ Dodge Ram with starter problems.
5. Drink lots of water and always have it on hand.